| Haste The Day |
[May. 30th, 2008|12:07 am] |
you've been alone
for far too long
time to return |
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| kill joy, literally |
[Oct. 31st, 2007|12:29 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | haha | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | outside joy's house | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  happy | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | dripping blood and crackling flames | ] |
due to joy's request, i am going to post an entry on how to kill someone. guess what, it's time to kill joy.
1. stash a tall ladder in the nearby park
2. follow joy home after a tiring council or dance session and drag the ladder along
3. leave the ladder 1 house down
4. since there is a car in front of her gate, i climb onto the car and over her walls
5. when she opens the door i come from behind with a chlorofoam soaked towel and smother her till she passes out
6. go back out and drag the ladder over
7. go upstairs, and shoot her parents and whoever is in the house with a silenced pistol
8. set up the ladder in the hall so that i can reach her fans on the ceiling
9. tie a lasso on a rope which i dumped near her house before and tie it to one fan with the lasso hanging loose
10. do the same on another rope and tie it on another fan parallel to the previous fan
11. smash her glass shelf with wine and take out a bottle and smash it on her head
12. with the jagged broken end of the bottle, poke a few holes in her forehead
13. take of her clothes
14. slash a huge X on her stomach with a kitchen knife
15. drill holes in her kneecaps
16. drill holes in her nose
17. drill holes in her elbow joints
18. tie her head to one lasso
19. tie her legs to the other free lasso
20. so she is hanging suspended in mid air between 2 fans and facing the ground
21. watch her blood drip out of all the holes
22. place a basin on the ground to collect the blood
23. after collecting some blood, empty half of another wine bottle and pour the blood in using a filter
24. so looks like i got a full bottle of wine
25. pour kerosene on the floor and set it ablaze so she will wake up in flames
26. she will hope her blood can put out the flames, so either she will die of blood loss or the fire below
27. pause for a laugh hahahahahahahahahaha
28. take another bottle of wine and leave the house, carrying the bottle of half blood, half wine as well
29. it's time to celebrate with a bottle of wine
30. time to plot another kill with the bottle of half blood, half wine
sorry joy, your ceiling fans gave me the idea. |
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| promos are over |
[Oct. 16th, 2007|08:59 pm] |
the after promos feeling is great but it is marred by the damn fact that PW still exists on this fucking planet and that chinese is coming up.
PW is really pissing me off, not that i am doing anything, but that's precisely it, i don't wanna do anything but relax after wasting 2 weeks of my life studying for promos. okay maybe that isn't a very long time, but i tried.
fucking I & R after promos, what the fuck, enough of that shit, PI,EoM,WR,OP, and now fucking I & R what the fuck? what the heck, reflections about PW? hahaha, not many, not any to be exact except that PW should abolish I & R. too many things to evaluate and do and prepare for all at once.
well, last monday, marv and the boys had a good plan, and that was to go to his house at night to slack till the early morning. at first none of the boys could confirm anything, but on the night itself, the reaction was spontaneous.
12.15 - Joe comes over to the park
12.45- I go meet him and we walk down to gardens
1.10 - we are at marv's place waiting for the drinks
1.30 - it's party time with 18 bottles of corona and some sexytime
3.00 - 5 high boys lazing around on top of the condo clubhouse
3.20 - it's time for me and ty's departure as there is school in 3 hours time
i sure need more of these productive nights. |
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| history |
[Sep. 23rd, 2007|12:13 am] |
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history is on monday and i am not done with my studying shit shit shit. need to rush it real bad by monday. then after history gotta rush econs and maths. i hope for the best. |
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| the beginning of the end |
[Sep. 20th, 2007|10:43 pm] |
promos start tomorrow. shit shit shit. it's gp first. i really really hope i do okay and pass gp. that's the first obstacle.
i really really hope i pass all my other subjects and i pray that i will be able to finish studying history within 3 days as i just started today.
i can really feel the heat of the coming exams. stress is getting to me. i hope the boys in blue don't call within this period. |
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| promos is shitty |
[Sep. 18th, 2007|12:03 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | hysteria | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  confused | ] |
This week and last week have been trying to mug hard for promos but it's just screwing my life up. i have never tried this hard , not even for o levels, well that explains my score, but it seriously needs to stop soon. studying ruins a persons life.
today, maths lecture, geog lecture and history lecture consecutively was killer. 3 hours of copying stuff has given me an aching arm.
we could be doing so many other things like party time, sexy time, soccer, whatever but sitting in the library staring at the notes, while they stare back at you. econs is seriously pissing me off. why do people want to compile common sense into flowery language to trick young, innocent beings like us.
sometimes, i just feel like it's about time to kill some guys. hang them upside down, and slash them with a scythe on their back till you are drowning in their blood. okay, that was sick, but promos makes you wanna do some wild things.
and ben, it's damn sad you gotta leave so soon.
i need somebody to have a htht with. what better person than jie, but i don't know if i should. i was never a fan of htht.
promos better be over soon. and i hope all goes well.
No reason to get excited
The thief he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke but uh
But you and I we've been through that
And this is not our fate
So let us not talk falsely now
The hours getting late
All Along The Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix |
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| seize the day |
[Aug. 28th, 2007|10:10 pm] |
today was relatively relaxed, the lessons were not heavy and they seemed to drift by, but there was always this lingering thought, like a fly buzzing at the back of my head. it was not a good feeling, like that of a wild child binded in chains. i know this feeling well. it comes to steal me away from my lessons and takes me to a faraway place.
i am thankful that in times like this i still have the support and encouragement of my friends and classmates. thank you very much i appreciate it and i need it.
thinking back on the recent events, the moment of weakness among us all, our futures at stake, plagued by uncertainty and restlessness. sometimes it just feels like i am the man on the silver mountain.
"Come down with fire, come and make me holy again." |
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| damn |
[Aug. 14th, 2007|10:46 pm] |
man promos are coming that is such a pain. but after that is party time.
these past few weeks have been very standard, but the national day holiday was fucking great. i just stayed home to watch violent movies, i feel so energised now.
today was just relaxed, had some damn maths test, which was the highlight of the day, it was pretty easy then after that we had pe and we played soccer. valerie made me wear her hairband. everyone was just amused by the sight. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 22nd, 2007|10:58 pm] |
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ben you better stay in singapore for your promos. what to do, should i go join the bridge association? sounds good to me, but gotta drag andrew kwek along. must go support the lovely ziling. |
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| a heart in a sphere of silence |
[Jul. 10th, 2007|10:36 pm] |
a boat in the river of dreams,
with tangerine trees
and marmalade skies
someone calls but it takes some time
the girl with kaleidoscope eyes
if i had to choose her over the sun
i would be one nocturnal son of a gun
i learnt how to love,
how to put someone before me,
how to take someone seriously
beauty lies in the beholder.
and me,your beholder.
the soundtrack of my summer
if you leave
my summer dreams will be ripped at the seams
and deep within the velvet skies,
that is where my true will lies,
above all the suppressed cries,
it is her and only her that denies. |
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| oh is that so? |
[Jul. 8th, 2007|10:28 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | haha | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | the castle | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | happy | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | none | ] |
four kings in their castle conspire,
the witch's past is their greatest desire. |
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| xinru |
[Jul. 2nd, 2007|10:24 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | hahaha | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | xinru's food | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | happy | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | xinru's growling stomach | ] |
you know i love you xinru, but i just got inspiration from peng on how to kill you.
1. when you are walking down your street one day, i shoot you from the park with a tranquilizer
2. i drag you home, dump you in my room
3. i stuff you with laxative
4. when you awake, you will shit all you can
5. using my uncle's x-ray machine, i check that your bowels are completely flushed
6. haha, now you got nothing inside your stomach or intestines, tranquilize you again
7. i tie the end of a tampon to a grenade pin
8. i stuff the grenade in your ass
9. then when the tampon is halfway in, i put superglue
10. now it's stuck, you can't pull it out or you die
11. i now dump you in my cousins house for storage
12. i tempt you with delicious food everyday
13. but you can't eat any because if you do, you will need to shit
14. and unfortunately for you, you can't shit, so you can't eat
15. repeat step 12 till you die of starvation
16. open a bottle of champagne with my cousin
17. celebrate because that was just absolutely hilarious
hahaha, sorry xinru. it's just an idea. |
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| how to kill jasmine |
[Jun. 16th, 2007|09:28 pm] |
hahah. how to kill jasmine.
1. wait for at her void deck
2. when she is getting in the lift, i run in with a chair and tie her to the chair
3. i then spray a can of fire extinguisher into the lift, and wait for the lift door to close
4. wait 5 minutes for her to suffocate, then press the lift button
5. if she is still alive, i cut off her left ear, and stick the fire extinguisher in the hole that was once her ear and spray
6. see if it comes out the other ear
7. if that still does not kill her, i will slice her tongue in half and use it to rub the hole that was once her ear
8. pee in the hole that was once her left ear
9. stick the tongue in the ear, and press the lift button for the highest floor, run out of the lift
10. laugh like crazy because i know she will die a slow, slow, smelly death
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| poker is the shit |
[Jun. 13th, 2007|12:45 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | pkr owns | ] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | Club PKR | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | silence | ] |
on tuesday, i spent the entire afternoon revising my maths. then at night, i spent 5 hours playing PKR because it's just so addictive. today i plan to study more math, then play MORE PKR. I just like to see those chips come to me. i hope tonight will not be canceled. i will blog about it tomorrow because i am too lazy now. |
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| what the fuck is a subject |
[Jun. 12th, 2007|01:14 am] |
okay today went to st wilfreds to watch soccer, then went to changi for chalet. high now. fuck la. here is how to kill peng.
1. wait for her at the void deck
2. just shoot her in one knee cap
3. when she is on the ground and tries to stand, shoot her in the other knee cap
4. when she is on the ground trying to crawl, shoot her in one elbow joint.
5. when she tries to crawl again, kick her into the lift, then shoot her other elbow joint so she can't press any lift buttons.
6. laugh at your success.
7. go celebrate with your friends. |
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